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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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A mnie bardziej rozśmieszył ten z lekarzem i śmiercią. 
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Krowa i owca rozmawiają;
Krowa:
Muu
Owca:
Mee
Krowa:
Nie zmieniaj tematu!
Krowa:
Muu
Owca:
Mee
Krowa:
Nie zmieniaj tematu!
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Czasem jeszcze armia wrogiego państwa 
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Policjant zatrzymuje mercedesa. Uchyla się okno. Policjant wsadza głowę do środka. W tym momencie szyba się przymyka przycinając mu głowę. Ze środka wychodzi gość. Ściąga policjantowi spodnie i zaczyna go ruchać. Kończy. Wsiada do samochodu. Opuszcza szybę i odjeżdża. Policjant stoi w szoku.
Zauważa chłopczyka, który widział całą tą sytuację więc pyta go:
- Widziałeś numer!?
- Ku*wa! Nawet w cyrku takiego numeru nie widziałem!
Zauważa chłopczyka, który widział całą tą sytuację więc pyta go:
- Widziałeś numer!?
- Ku*wa! Nawet w cyrku takiego numeru nie widziałem!
Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Za każdym razem jak jakaś kobieta pytała mnie, czy mam prezerwatywy, zdecydowanie odpowiadałem: - Nie mam. Ale spokojnie! Mogę zawsze kończyć na twoich piersiach!
I w ten sposób straciłem posadę aptekarza.
I w ten sposób straciłem posadę aptekarza.
Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
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Aaaah, the chaos god speak clearly now! It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Chaos has come to judge you! Chaos consume you! Do you hear the voices too?
